I'm getting far too big for this shit.

John Brown,

19, Hamilton, Scotland, Shitehole.

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h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

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yvngpharrell:

Me

ohdearjenny said: Do all the even numbers! 🐼

Deal! 

2. Are you outgoing or shy? I’m not sure aha, I like talking to new people though! 

4. Are you easy to get along with? I like to think so haha

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Funny people, or people who are good to talk to! :) 

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? For me to know! 

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? That was fucking ages ago, unless you count steamin conversations with Steven as “deep”

12. What are your 5 favourite songs right now? Nope. 

14. Do you believe in luck or miracles? I believe in bad luck! 

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Nope.

18. Do you still talk to your first crush? Nope!

20. Do you like your neighbours? Hahahahahahahaha no. 

22. Where would you like to travel? Out of Hamilton? 

24. Favourite part of your daily routine? Making Food. 

26. What do you do when you wake up? Say the words “Fuck, no       again”

28. Who are you most comfortable around? Glenn, Luke, Lisa, Cammy etc…

30. Do you want to get married? At some point aye.

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Natalie Dormer and Natalie Dormer. 

34. Do you play sports? What Sports? Not anymore, used to play rugby. 

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Oh aye. 

38. Describe your dream girl. No. 

40. What do you want to do after high school? Not what I did. 

42. If you’re really quiet what does it mean? Do not bother me. 

44. Trip to space or the bottom of the ocean? Space.

46. What are you paranoid about? Too much.

48. Have you ever been drunk? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Red. 

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? My inability to lose any weight. 

54. Favourite store? SUBWAY

56. Favourite colour? Red or BROON OBVIOUSLY.

58. Last thing you ate? A very professionally made sandwich. 

60. Ever won a competition? No actually hahahaha :( 

62. Been arrested? No.

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? T’was a lassie I liked on the corner of her street. 

66. Tumblr friends or real friends? most of them are my real friends hahaha

68. Twitter or Tumblr? Recently, Tumblr. 

70. Names of your best friends? Glenn, Luke, Lisa, Cammy, Greg, Steven! 

72. Pillows? 2. 

74. How many stuffed animals do you have? just 1, in my wardrobe. 

76. What colour is your underwear? Black! 

78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Not fussed, I’ll eat whatever you give me. 

80. What colour pants? Literally just answered this. 

82. Favourite movie? Shawshank Redemption? Breakfast Club? Ferris Buellers Day Off? I could go on. 

84. Mean girls or 21 Jump Street? 21 Jump Street. 

86. Favourite Character from Finding Nemo? BRUCE MATE. 

88. Last Person you spoke to today? Maw Broon. 

90. Name a person you love? Find me one first! 

92. In a fight with someone? You’d have to go way back to find a day I’m not fighting with my brother. 

94. How many hoodies do you own? 3. 

96. Favourite actress? Natalie Dormer ;) 

98. Do you tan? Aye, but I burn like fuck first. 

100. How are you feeling? I’m not sure haha! 

102. Do you have any regrets? Is the sky blue? 

104. Miss anyone? My pals! 

106. Broken someones heart? Nope!

108. What should you be doing? Sleeping! 

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Not sure, I’ve taught myself not to. 

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? pffft I can’t remember. 

114. Been abroad? aye. 

116. Are you listening to music right now? Watching Parks and Recreation. 

118. Do you like Chinese food? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM. 

120. Afraid of the dark? No. 

122. Is cheating ever okay? Fuck no. 

124. Love at first sight? No clue. 

126. Are you bored? Is there a time anymore where I’m not? 

128. Would you change your name? From John Brown? Naaaa. 

130. Do you like subway? You have got no idea. 

132. Already answered this. 

134. Can you count to one million? Can I be fucked? 

136. Doors open or closed? Closed. 

138. Curly or Straight hair? Whatever tickles yer fancy! 

140. Summer or Winter? Summer! 

142. Favourite Month? September! 

144. Dark, mile or white chocolate? Dark. 

146. Was today a good day? My last good day was Saturday. 

148. Favourite quote? I AM THE CRACK FOX BEHOLD MY POWER

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? no.

That took fucking ages man. 

swagbat:

i want to meet him

swagbat:

i want to meet him

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“Wait, these are actually hella cute questions.”

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1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?  (via tchitsnathan)

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